We Got Lebron's Mama on a Plane Out to WV
"Boy I brought you in this world and I'll take you out!"AP PhotoPM Update: Fresh, we got this already baby. You know Ann's down with the Celebrity Mama Mafia.Now this is what I'm talking about! I mean...
View ArticleGOP, Keep Playing with Michelle Obama, Hear?
Yours truly, FJC, in my DEFCON4 gear.Y'all must've not heard the Celebrity Mama Mafia is doing security for Michelle Obama. Now you've got Barack airing you out too.We had to go to DEFCON4 and post up...
View ArticleBlog Prayer Circle for Crunk and Disorderly
Here at the Secret Diaries of Moi, we are asking all bloggers, vloggers, commenters, and lurkers that know the words of prayer to touch and agree tonight for Fresh and the Crunk n Disorderly blog....
View ArticleRandom Rumor: Diddy Engaged To Cassie?
[CRUNK + DISORDERLY] FRESH WOULD FAIL YUNG BERG’S POOL TEST » Random Rumor: Diddy Engaged To Cassie?Y'all knew this would bring me out of O Force One (that's the Obama jet if you ain't up.)Jesus KC...
View ArticleI Want to Work for Diddy - Mama Combs Weighs In
Oh yeah I'ma enjoy writing these recaps right here. I will be smoking Melvin, my late husband, up on some ser-i-ous hydro and we'll be watching this as a parental unit and reporting to y'all.First you...
View ArticleUpdate: Laverne Femme Vogue Footage
Here go my girl Laverne, one of Sean's contestants on IWWFD. She's in the bustier and thigh high boots. Of course, she's not better than the Queen over here, but she stormed just the same. Werk Ms. Girl.
View ArticleWerk Laverne! What'd I Tell Ya Sugars?
What did I tell y'all?And this hammer listed "hostess" as her occupation on the show...whoo my soul.As the little dude said in Paris is Burning "... a queen will pull a stunt in a minute!"See more here...
View ArticleGetting My Grown Woman On
Notice the new Disqus comments feature I had one of my grandchildren add, and my new profile photo. Gotta step my game up always, honey.
View ArticlePostcard from Hawaii with Michelle
Yeah sugars, me and the CMM are KICKING. IT. in Hawaii while Michelle and Barack are over here on vacation. We slid on over to Maui while they're in Honolulu. Not much security for us to do really,...
View ArticleRIP, Black Moses
So sad to hear this. Brings back memories...Melvin took me to that Wattstax concert when he had that vest made out of chains and honey! That deep chocolate thunder voice! Whooo chile, never be another...
View ArticleI Want To Work for Diddy Wk 2 - Albuterol Edition
I'll be writing this in Kim aka Ghetto Gospel speak:Wooohoof hoof hoof wuhhhhhhhhhhhhh hack hack hack (if fake an asthma attack) aghhhhhhhhhhh (and pull out an old weed pipe that looks like an inhaler)...
View ArticleHi Haters! The Queen Shuttin it Down on Crunk n Disorderly
Yeah girl CnD gave the Queen some shine today. This is at one of those daggone events Sean drug me too when my feet hurt. I do look a 1000% better than Mushmouth Frankie Cole though (who's been...
View ArticleSign of the Apocalypse...
Get prayed up y'all. The Kingdom of God is nigh.P.S.This still ain't gettin you in the Celebrity Mama Mafia hammer...so stop jockin.
View ArticleKim Writes In (aka Poprah bka GhettoGospel)
Dear Miss Janice: Okay, you need to fall back, ma. I hope you remember I am going to be your son's next assistant. If you don't want your Newports dipped in embalming fluid before I bring 'em to you,...
View ArticleWe Get Thrown Out of Saddleback Church
Okay who didn't see this coming?As you know the CMM is on special assignment doing security for Michelle Obama. So we been in Hawaii getting 'mahalo'd' for the last week, when we find out we head to...
View ArticleI Want to Work for Diddy Week 3:: "Im Shocked and RuPauled Too."
"I'm shocked and RuPauled"--Laverne, I Want to Work for DiddyOkay this is going to be short because I gotta get back to watching the Olympics, but, all I want to know is:How in the WORLD did a team...
View ArticleNorth Carolina!!! Take Ya Shirt Off Twist It 'Round Ya Head Like Helicopter
Yeah we here for Barack's townhall out at the fair grounds. It still smells like goats' behind out here but whatever. We rolled down to Cooper's BBQ and got a pulled pork sammich with slaw on top -...
View ArticleGet It Right, Hillary
We're here in Denver on Michelle's security detail, making sure "Hill'ry" doesn't get up there and decide to talk out the side of her neck tonight, nahmean?Oracene usually doesn't apply the muscle, but...
View ArticleWe Busy Trying to Get Donna Brazile to Comb Her Curls Out
This is one stubbonr sister I tell you. Michelle told us don't let her out of the tour bus until we bust through that Lottabody. I mean Oracene's been doing the girls' hair for years, and Donna won't...
View ArticleI'm Janice Combs and It's All About ME (on I Wanna Work for Diddy!)
Yes sugars today's ep. will feature MOI as Ghetto Gospel and the rest try to meet my needs...and my gold-digging wannabe daugther-in-law, Kim Porter. On VH1 at 11AM EST. Check your local listings honey.
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